bible jokes

They say that all kinds of stories are in the Bible. It may be religion, action, romance, horror, rebirth, quest, tragedy. Name it and the Bible has it. How about comedy? It’s hard to believe that the Bible and God, Himself, has a sense of humor. But come to think of this verses from Proverbs. It says that a happy heart makes the face cheerful and that pleasant words are a honeycomb, sweet to the soul and healing to the bones. Moreover, there are some episodes and dialogues in the scriptures that are ironic and sarcastic which gives a little laughter. In conclusion, God also shares laughter but not as cruel as the way humans twist it to be. We’re so witty that even the serious one can turn into a funny one, just like what my classmates in Theology did. We were assigned to tell at least one Bible joke a day. I was amazed to their jokes. In fact, I collected them all by the end of the term and here’s what I got.

 

Which Bible character had no parents?

which bible character had no parents.

 

At what time of the day did God created Adam?

At what time of day did God create Adam.

 

How does Moses make his coffee?

how does moses make his coffee.

 

Why didn’t they play cards on the ark?

Why didn’t they play cards on the Ark.

 

Who is the fastest runner in the race?

who is the fastest runner in the race.

 

Who was the smartest guy in the Bible?

Who was the smartest guy in the Bible.

 

Where was Solomon’s temple located?

where was solomon's temple located.

 

When is the first tennis match mentioned in the Bible?

When is the first tennis match mentioned in the Bible.

 

When is medicine first mentioned in the Bible?

When is medicine first mentioned in the Bible.

 

How long did Cain hate his brother?

how long did cain hate his brother.