English Movie Titles Translated In Tagalog

Let me start with a story on how I got this. I was in a bus when a newspaper vendor went in. After a few walks inside the bus, he gave me one. I said that I’m not going to buy but I guess, he didn’t heard me. I decided to return it when he passes by my side again. But I saw him outside the bus’ window already. I felt a little guilt and pity and thought that the vendor lost 10 pesos in his income. And so I moved on and flipped the pages of the said newspaper. While I am in its games and jokes section, this list, English movie titles translated in Tagalog, caught my attention. These jokes are viral in the internet world, you know. I can see some in my news feeds and they definitely make me laugh so hard. But I finally arrived to my destination and left the newspaper in the bus. I forgot to recognize the name of the newspaper. I’m so sorry. However, let me give my credits to that newspaper.¬†I’m so lucky to have a list of these jokes. In fact, I took a photo of it. Check these¬†English movie titles translated in Tagalog and laugh with me.

  • I Know What You Did Last Summer – Uyy! Aminin.
  • The Blair Witch Project – Ang Proyekto ng Bruhang si Blair
  • Mary Poppins – Si Mariang may Putok
  • Snakes on a Plane – Nag-ahasan sa Ere
  • Sum of All Fears – Takot mo, Takot ko, Takot nating Lahat
  • Pretty Woman – Ganda ng Lola mo
  • Four Weddings and a Funeral – Kahit Apat na Beses ka pang Magpakasal, Mamamatay ka rin
  • The Good, the Bad and the Ugly – Ako, Ikaw, Kayong Lahat
  • Click – Pindot
  • There’s Something about Mary – May Kwan sa ano ni Mary
  • Employee of the Month – Ang Sipsip
  • Resident Evil – Ang Biyenan
  • Kill Bill – Kilitiin sa Bilbil
  • Nightmare before Christmas – Bangungot sa Noche Buena
  • Never Been Kissed – Pangit Kasi
  • Gone in 60 Seconds – One Round, Tulog
  • Beauty and the Beast – Ang Asawa ko at ang Nanay niya
  • Die Hard – Hindi Mamatay-matay
  • Die Hard, With A Vengeance – Hindi na nga Mamatay-matay, Naghiganti pa
  • Lost in Space – Mga Tangang Naligaw sa Kalawakan
  • Paycheck – Sweldo
  • Cinderella Man – Bading si Cinderella
  • Men in Black – Mga Lalaking Namatayan
  • X-Men, The Last Stand – Mga Dating Lalaki, Huling Tinayuan
  • A Bug’s Life – Ang Buhay ng Isang Surot
  • Die Another Day – Mamatay ka ulit Bukas
  • Jaws – Panga
  • Saturday Night Fever – Sabado ng Gabi, May Trangkaso
  • Stepmom – Tapakan si Inang
  • Police Academy – Paaralan ng mga Buwaya
  • The English Patient – Ang Pasyenteng Inglesera
  • Dante’s Peak – Ang Bumbunan ni Dante
  • The Forgotten – Ewan
  • Transformers, Revenge of the Fallen – Transformers, Ang Paghihiganti ng mga Lampa

I’m really really out of my mind so I made this weird stuff. I don’t know what’s this. It’s my own version of translator. And this is what I’m holding on the cover above. Please excuse my craziness brought by these translations.

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